Frightfully Funny Jokes and Riddles
Halloween events will soon be bringing spooktacular fun to kids! Why not amplify the enjoyment and add lots of laughs to your celebration with Halloween-themed jokes and riddles. We've compiled a list of 10 of the silliest ones we could find. After all, how do ghosts like their eggs? (Terror-fried!)
1.
Q. What do birds give out on Halloween night?
A. Tweets.
2.
Q. Why are graveyards noisy?
A. Because of the coffin!
3.
Q. When do werewolves go trick or treating?
A. Howl-oween!
4.
Q. Which circus performers can see in the dark?
A. (The acro-bats!)
5.
Q. What do you call a witch who is nervous?
A. A twitch.
6.
Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A.(Tickle her funny bone!)
7.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
8.
Q. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A. (Because he was out standing in his field!)
9.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.
10.
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Bonus:
Joe goes to a costume party with a girl on his back.
Harold (answering the door): What are you supposed to be?
Joe: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Joe: The girl on my back is Michelle!
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