10 School Jokes for Kids

Beat the Back to School Blues

With many kids now completing their first week back at school, most have settled back in and gotten over the back-to-school blues. But for those still in need of a smile (and those who just like to smile anyway!), we've put together this collection of 10 School Jokes. Read on for grins, guffaws, and groans!

1.
What is a butterfly's favourite subject at school?
Mothamatics.

2.
Daniel: Why was that man waving his arms, walking backwards with one leg and forwards with the other?
Emma: Because he's only the head master!

3.
How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!

4.
Why did the teacher have crossed eyes?
Because she couldn't control her pupils.

5.
Luke: Why did the M&M go to school?
Stan: I’m stumped.
Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!

6.
Teacher: James, where is your homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!

7.
Why are the desks in math class made of thick wood?
Because they're multiply!

8.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!

9.
Teacher: What is the most important thing you have ever learnt in chemistry?
Sam: Don't lick the spoon.

10.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were bright!

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